And That's Why I Don't Date Scorpios: Dating and Astrology

Warning ! This post is comprised of some utterly biased facts.

Opinions that I’ve used facts to back up, they’re definitely still opinions they just make sense.

Aquarius season is here and why not pay homage to my season by talking about astrology ?

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Aquarius women are the most logical zodiac sign and quite frankly every other sign is crazy. It is always the subject of conversation on Twitter and whether you believe in signs or not, you can guarantee to find “non believers” coming to the defense of their sign.

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I'll get into my biased opinion of dating with the zodiac signs a little later :)

First thing is first, I would like to clarify something. There is often argument of how one zodiac sign and its limited character traits can apply to millions of people.

You should know there is more to just the basic sign that everyone knows.

The limited basic zodiac sign that you’ve been used to is called your sun sign.

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The other planets reveal more about your character in accordance to the time you were born.

The sun sign is only part of the story. You need to calculate the rest of the planets involved in order to get the full story, and no it does not make you odd or mean that you are to forever follow and calculate the stars...leave that to those interested in studying astrology.

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For those of us who just want to know more about our sign and what planet the signs were in when we were born there are links below to calculate the rest of the planets, and a fun little plug-in I found on #Tumblr to curate your descriptive paragraph. (Take that naysayers and negative nancies !)

 

Now when it comes to dating...

I don’t care what anyone says there is no such thing as a coincidence with dating. Every Scorpio guy I have encountered possessed some quality that has made them incompatible with me...Well everyone for that nature because all signs whether you believe or not, unanimously agree that anyone born between the dates of October 23rd to November 22nd have some type of evil streak in them.

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Even Scorpios themselves will agree and try to differentiate themselves from other Scorpios, like “October Scorpios are better and way less manipulative than November Scorpios”

Recipe for YOUR COMPLETE ZODIAC SIGN

What You’ll Need to Know Before Your Move Forward

  1. Your Birthday (Duh)
  2. The Time You Were Born
  3. Where You Were Born 

DATES FOR YOUR REFERENCE

  • Aries (March 21-April 19)
  • Taurus (April 20-May 20)
  • Gemini (May 21-June 20)
  • Cancer (June 21-July 22)
  • Leo (July 23-August 22)
  • Virgo (August 23-September 22)
  • Libra (September 23-October 22)
  • Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
  • Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
  • Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
  • Aquarius (January 20 to February 18)
  • Pisces (February 19 to March 20)

 

Personality Basics

Getting Comfortable In Your Element

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Water-Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces

Intuitive and Sensitive

Fire Signs: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius

Passion and Enthusiastic                 

Earth Signs: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn

Practical and Dependable

Air Signs: Gemini, Libra, Aquarius

Thinkers and Reasoners

More on personalities...

Cardinal= Initiators (Aries, Cancer, Libra and Capricorn)

Fixed= Stability (Taurus, Leo, Scorpio and Aquarius)

Mutable= Go with the Flow (Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius and Pisces)

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Speaking of Incompatibilities 

Compatibility Chart  

Think about your exes and the failed dates you’ve gone for a minute...coincidence ? I think not

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If you're already dating and want to take a peek, go for it ! I dare you.

https://www.astrology.com/love/compatibility/aquarius.html

Try It Out !

Your sun sign means your core, the base of everything

Calculate Your Rising Sun

Your rising sun means how you present yourself to the world, it is your zodiac personality

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Calculate Your Moon Sign: Your moon sign means your emotional self, how you present your emotions

https://www.astrocal.co.uk/moon-sign-calculator/

 

Calculate Your Mercury Sign: Your Mercury sign means how you communicate your sun sign’s beliefs

https://astrolibrary.org/mercury-sign-calculator/

Calculate Your Venus Sign: Your Venus sign means how you display love, and your qualities of love, sensuality, beauty, culture and your social appeal.

https://astrolibrary.org/venus-sign-calculator/

Calculate Your Mars Sign: Your Mars sign means sexual attraction and energy

https://astrolibrary.org/mars-sign-calculator/

Once You're Done Calculating, Try This Out !

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Dating the Zodiac Signs...In MY Experience

Dear Diary, 

...I wish he was a Virgo, the same sign as me
And know how to show me love, cause I've been hurt by a Pisces - Beyonce'

In my experience

*These are not based on solely one guy, these are traits that have appeared in different guys of each sign at different times in life just in case you feel yourself getting defensive and thinking I’m bitter, I’m just being honest*

Aries men- Very great conversation usually handsome and very passionate but that's also the down side. They're way too aggressive at times and come off as know it alls.
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Taurus men - I actually haven't had an experience dating a Taurus man, but what I will say is they are super stubborn.
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Gemini men - A nice mix of spontaneous and calm, they're extremely flirtatious, and deep thinkers. They are a bit much to deal with at times
Cancer men- Generally super sweet, goofy guys and lovable, however their “nice nature” always for them to mask their nonsense and crap extremely well. They also are super emotional and pretend that their emotions don’t affect them which ends up burdening their partner with their emotions. They can be super petty when their feelings get hurt.
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Leo men- Leo men are my polar opposite but I tend to be attracted to them because they are very charismatic. They are exciting leaders who like to be very involved and very supportive, but they also micromanage their partner’s lives because they really believe that their way is the best way. They have a habit of giving unsolicited opinions with the intent of “making things better” when their opinions weren’t requested which makes them come off as conceited jerks. Once you get past their egos, if you can, they’re actually pretty cool.
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Virgo men- They are extremely logical, and practical and they have a hint of “my way is the best way”, as well, but their reasoning is usually backed by logic so it makes them even more annoying. Virgo men come off as a tad bit dry in the personality department from my experience because they’re usually really reserved which can come off as a tad bit judgy, but they are usually very conscious about their looks and are sharp.
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Libra men- In zodiac arguments Libras are looked over because they are usually neutral, there’s not much bad to say about Libra men because they are a great balance of calm when needed and hyped when necessary. Most Libras and mysterious, indifferent and extremely flirtatious though...that’s probably that hint of Scorpio approaching…
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Scorpio men- I don't know if Scorpio men are innately sexual or all came to the consensus that they will try to live up to this hyper-sexuality but honestly I stay away from Scorpio men. The ones I’ve encountered are darkly emotional, but aren’t willing to talk about emotions, they’d rather drown in them. I can say they are very persistent and great conversation because they’re such deeper thinkers, but that’s about all you’re going to get from me about them.
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Sagittarius men- These guys are generally funny and lively but they go to extremes for attention and demand a lot of it. They are also very emotional and vocal about it, which depending on you could be a plus or minus.
Capricorn men- The men of this sign that I’ve encountered were pretty uptight and have a “my way or the highway” attitude that is definitely a reflection of them being a grounded Earth sign. Definitely not my cup of tea. They are very well put together and dapper I will admit.
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Aquarius men- This is my sign, but Aquarius men are full of hot air, like they will definitely sell you a dream and disappear without fulfilling it. Most Aquarius men I’ve dealt with are artistically inclined which makes dates a lot of fun. They are super spontaneous because they live by the wind and they are usually really handsome but they are the true definition of bullsh*t artists.
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Pisces men- They are right behind Scorpios on my list of “not to date,” they are emotional beyond understanding and do extreme things when their feelings are hurt, when things are good they’re great but when they go sour it goes sour fast.
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But that's just my experience, what's your story ?